I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it. — Demetri Martin

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Demetri Martin : American Comedian
Born: May 25, 1973

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