9 Jul 2023
A metaphor is like a simile. — Steven Wright #humor
8 Jul 2023
A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it. — Pawan Mishra #funny #humor #husband #longing #marriage #marriageadvice #marriagehumor #marriageissues #peace #relationship #want #wife
5 Jul 2023
A lecture has been well described as the process whereby the notes of the teacher become the notes of the student without passing through the mind of either. — Mortimer J. Adler #education #humor
2 Jul 2023
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. — Mark Twain #conscience #humor #memory
1 Jul 2023
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. — Mark Twain #bank #bankers #humor